||[Jun. 28th, 2005|07:48 pm]
I'd like to disclaim a thing or two before I proceed-- I do not intend this to be 'spam' or whatever. And if you're going to convince yourself that it is-- then you can go crap your pants.
Anyhow, I've created a nice little Yahoo Group called Adopt-A-Best-Friend,
The basic premise of the group is that we're all best friends!!! That is not to say that we all knew eachother before joining; when you join, you are thereby the best friend of everyone in the group. Sound special? You bet it is.
I just thought at that least someone in this group would perhaps/possibly/maybe like to join, or at least go and see what it's like?
Do we get to goto burger king too? Or is this just a huge tease?
Why yes-- if you'd like to go to Burger King, that can certainly be arranged. I remember when I was little, my sister told me about how her friend found a worm in her hamburger at Burger King. I've never been to Burger King because of that.
And since you asked-- yes, this group is just a huge tease-- just not in regard to our treks Burger King. But don't tell anyone; for I want to create a cult.
A cult? That changes everything.
Im willing to send money to this "cult" if you can assure me you and your people will be engaging in the regular cult activities such as kidnapping, euthanasia(the sane are sick), cult rituals, cool-aid making and T-shirt making.
P.s. Do you have a logo yet? I dont know why but a worm comming out of a hamburger sounds very appealing. On a stark black background . . . the worm is green, the hamburger is purple.
Oh, there's no need for money at adopt a friend; The only currency we use is love, hugs, and sexual favours.
But we do engage in all of the above activities (kidnapping, euthanasia, cult rituals, cool-aid making, and t-shirt making.)
We kind of do have a logo. I had a picture of my friend (also the moderator) and one of myself, and I decided to photomanipulate our pictures so that it looked like we were sitting beside eachother, but it turned out quite realistic, So I don't think anyone gets it.
However, we do plan on making it a running gag-- we're going to take pictures of the two of us (and perhaps other members, if they have sufficient pictures) and photomanipulate them with celebrities, and in famous places and such.
Though, I must say, the worm in the burger would make a good t-shirt. Not that anyone would understand the reference, unless we wrote the backstory on it somewhere. *nods*
"Oh, there's no need for money at adopt a friend . . ."
Man, you blew your chance :(
And about the cult logo now that its a concrete plan of action and the T-shirts are in production . . . Awesome, all speed ahead to destination "cult murders."